Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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