How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Randomize
