Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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