party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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