how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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