It's Friday. Sex?
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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