I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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