Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
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