Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
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