i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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