Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I intend to get homeless drunk
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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