did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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