Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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