You're so nebulous sometimes
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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