she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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