And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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