fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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