real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
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