So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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