this beer tastes like vomit already
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
My vagina just clenched in fear
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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