Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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