I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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