on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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