My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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