I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
I have demons in me.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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