It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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