we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Last time i carry you out of a forest
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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