Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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