did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Can vaginas get frostbite?
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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