super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
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