Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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