who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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