she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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