So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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