at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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