check it out our google latitudes are spooning
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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