I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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