Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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