Dual....:-)
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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