Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
His hands were made for my vagina.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Randomize
