Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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