Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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