bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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