ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Randomize
