doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
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