haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
