This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize
