The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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