i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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