i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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