never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
You're a disaster
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