she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
