if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Two words: nipple clamps
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