I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
Randomize
