So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
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