I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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