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i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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