i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
this will be a night to untag.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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