i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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