Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Randomize
