Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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